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hotdogcephalopod:

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catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 
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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 

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isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

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rcmclachlan:

carojararo:

avferreira:

kessierage:

IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

Reblogging for future reference.

I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’

Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”

After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.

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neeea:

I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

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zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

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iamftns:

I love soups!

They are such an easy, economic and healthy dish. They are also perfect for people with busy schedules. Check out this amazing soup recipes! 

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phyerfly:

I present to you all, my second movie night masterpost!! With much more than the last one, which you can not view anymore because Tumblr had it removed! :(( 
All links working as of 19/04/2014, I spent lots of time on this so please do not delete the source or this message!

MOVIES:

Disney/Pixar Movies + More “Kids” Movies: 
Finding Nemo (my all time fave) 
The Lion King 
The Lion King 1 1/2
The Lion King 2: Simbas Pride 
The Little Mermaid 
The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs 
Cinerella 
Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True
The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book 2
Alice In Wonderland 
Dumbo 
Sleeping Beauty 
The Sword In The Stone 
Pinocchio 
Peter Pan
One Hundred & One Dalmatians 
Babmi 
Bambi 2
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest (2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End (3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (4)
Toy Story 
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
A Bugs Life
The Incredible’s  
Monsters, Inc.
Monsters University 
Cars
Cars 2
Up
Wall-E
Brave
Tangled
Frozen
Despicable Me
Despicable Me 2
The Croods
Epic 
Planes
Turbo
The Smurfs
The Smurfs 2
High School Musical
High School Musical 2
High School Musical 3
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Ratatouille  
Mulan  
Mulan II
Lilo and Stitch   
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch 

Bedtime Stories

Horror/Gore/Scary Movies:
Dawn of the Dead
The Hills Have Eyes
The Descent
1408
The Mist
The Cube
The Ring
Don’t Be Afriad of the Dark
Session 9
The Human Centipede
Shrooms
Devil
Drag Me To Hell
Trick ‘r Treat
Hatchet
Cabin Fever
Orphan
Prom Night
When A Stranger Calls
The Possession
Disturbia
Insidious
The Blair Witch Project
The Skeleton Key
The Strangers
The Haunting in Connecticut 
The Cabin in the Woods
Van Helsing
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Scary Movie 5
Shaun of the Dead
Zombieland
The Haunted Mansion
Friday the 13th (2009)
Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Scream 
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scream 4
Saw 
Saw 2
Saw 3
Saw 4
Saw 5
Saw 6
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Paranormal Activity 
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
The Grudge 3
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Final Destination 4
Final Destination 5
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead 2
The Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
Hellraiser
Hellraiser 2
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth
Hellraiser: Bloodline
Hellraiser: Inferno
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Hellraiser: Deader
The Lovely Bones
Hellraiser: Hellworld
Hellraiser: Revelations
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Resident Evil: Retribution
Ghostbusters
Beetlejuice
Edward Scissorhands
Scooby-Doo (The Live Action Movie)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Goonies
Hocus Pocus
Tower of Terror
The Addams Family
The Addams Family Values
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
The Devil Inside
Silent Hill
Classic’s: 
The Breakfast Club
The Virgin Suicides 
Grease 
Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
Back To The Future 
E.T
Sixteen Candles 
To Kill A Mockingbird
The Goonies
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Pretty in Pink
Stand by Me
The Princess Bride
The Outsiders 
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
The Karate Kid (1984)
Karate Kid (2012)
Footloose (1984)
Footloose (2011)
Dead Poets Society
Heathers
Pulp Fiction
Forrest Gump 
The Shawshank Redemption
Titanic
Jurassic Park
Saving Private Ryan
Fight Club
10 Things I Hate About You
Clueless
American Beauty
Frago
The Parent Trap
Girl, Interrupted
Godzilla
The Godfather
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Psycho
Monty Python & The Holy Grail  
Movies About Love:
The Notebook 
A Walk To Remember 
500 Days of Summer
Love Actually 
Imagine Me & You
The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love
Her
The Great Gatsby 
About Time
The Spectacular Now
The Perks of Being A Wallflower 
Silver Linings Playbook
Stuck in Love
P.S I Love You
Warm Bodies
Breakfast at Tiffany’s 
Friends With Benefits
Scott Pillgram vs. The World  
Safe Haven
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Lucky One
17 Again
The Vow
Remember Me
Juno
Celest and Jesse Forever 
Dear John 
The Wedding Planner 
13 Going on 30
Eat Pray Love
Like Crazy 
Rent
Loving Annabelle 
Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist 
Superheroes
The Avengers
Batman Begins
Batman: The Dark Knight
Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
Blade
Blade 2
Blade: Trinity
Captain America
Catwoman
Green Lantern
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Man of Steel
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Tim Burton
Alice in Wonderland
Beetlejuice
Big Fish
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Corpse Bride
Dark Shadows
Edward Scissorhands
Frankenweenie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Sleepy Hollow
Sweeney Todd
Pokémon
Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened
Film Series:
Harry Potter and the:
Philosophers Stone
Chamber of Secrets
Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
Order of the Phoenix
Half Blood Prince
Deathly Hallows Part 1//Part 2
The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King
The Hobbit
An Unexpected Journey
The Desolation of Smaug
Movies Everyone On Tumblr Talks About:
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
She’s the Man
21 Jump Street
Project X
Bridesmaids
About Time
Juno 
Pitch Perfect 
Easy A 
We’re the Millers
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Fast and Furious 1
2 Fast 2 Furious
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast and Furious 4
Fast and Furious 5
Fast and Furious 6
Gravity
Ted
8 Mile
The Blind Side
The Boy In The Striped Pajamas
Bridge of Teribithia
My Sisters Keeper
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Step Brothers
Project X
White Chicks
Little Miss Sunshine
The Internship 
Thirteen
Freaky Friday

Want to waste your life watching televelevision shows? cool. same. here’s what to do.

Go to this link. (http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/) 
Look in the upper left hand corner. 
Type in the show you would like to watch, then click ‘search’
Click on the show and the season you want to watch.
Get addicted and cry. 

Want something to eat while watching movies/tv shows?


Pizza Burger

Amazing Oreo Recipe
Homemade Fruit Rollups
Cookie-less Samoa Cupcakes
Need a Pizza Coupon? (pizza)
100 Calorie Snacks 
Chocolate Nutella Cake
Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownies
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Cinnamon roll in a mug
Pizza bagel 
Nutella Stuffed Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies 
HARRY POTTER TREATS (great if youre having a hp marathon)
OKAY! THAT’S ALL, BUT I DID SPEND NEARLY 2 WEEKS MAKING THIS SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE CREDIT FOR IT, & IT WOULD BE FAB IF YOU COULD CHECK OUT MY BLOG HERE (phyerfly)

phyerfly:

I present to you all, my second movie night masterpost!! With much more than the last one, which you can not view anymore because Tumblr had it removed! :(( 

All links working as of 19/04/2014, I spent lots of time on this so please do not delete the source or this message!

MOVIES:

Disney/Pixar Movies + More “Kids” Movies: 

Horror/Gore/Scary Movies:

Classic’s: 

Movies About Love:

Superheroes

Tim Burton

Pokémon

Film Series:

Harry Potter and the:

The Lord of the Rings:

The Hobbit

Movies Everyone On Tumblr Talks About:

Want to waste your life watching televelevision shows? cool. same. here’s what to do.

  1. Go to this link. (http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/
  2. Look in the upper left hand corner. 
  3. Type in the show you would like to watch, then click ‘search’
  4. Click on the show and the season you want to watch.
  5. Get addicted and cry. 

Want something to eat while watching movies/tv shows?

OKAY! THAT’S ALL, BUT I DID SPEND NEARLY 2 WEEKS MAKING THIS SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE CREDIT FOR IT, & IT WOULD BE FAB IF YOU COULD CHECK OUT MY BLOG HERE (phyerfly)

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omelettethecorgi:

"I took care of the human, and now the bed is mine!"

omelettethecorgi:

"I took care of the human, and now the bed is mine!"

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commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

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asgardreid:

makeupbox:

How to use Duos, Trios, Quads, Quintets???! (A few basic shapes that work with all eye shapes)

The first thing I always tell people when it comes to eye shadow application is - find your socket line. And learn to separate that from your crease. 

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There is a myth about applying shadows “on/within your crease”. Well that’s fine if you have very defined, even, thick lid folds. But if you have hooded eyes, mono-lids, or smaller lids where the crease is either not visible or not high enough, many eye-shadow looks can be very unflattering or they simply disappear when you open your eyes. 

What to do? Simply replace the word “crease” with “socket line” from today on. If you have mono-lids and hooded lids, it’s important to blend your shadows UP TO your socket line at least. That not only defines your natural contours but also widens the eye. 

  1. Your socket line is where your eyeball dips into your orbital bone. Close your eyes and feel for it.
  2. Flattering eyeshadow looks are all about "creating shadow and light" in the right places. Even if your eye contours aren’t very defined naturally, placing a bit of deeper color along your socket line and a pale shade in the center of your lid will create the illusion of more pronounced contours without making you look too dramatic.
  3. I DON’T recommend creating a fake socket line higher or lower than your natural one. It can go very very wrong unless you’re an absolute pro.
  4. Many times we use brushes that are way too big or fluffy. If you have small lids or eyes, a smaller, round-ferrule pencil brush like the one from 13rushes can make life a lot easier. Go for the flatter, wider brushes if you have a bigger lid space to work with. 

Now that we’ve got that covered, you can get back to the question of “what the heck do I do with this palette that has 2-3-4-5 shades?!” and look at the images above as a reference for where colors go.

Don’t be restricted by the image with the 4 shadow palettes and the labels on each of the shades. It’s there as a reference but the best thing is to look at the eye charts, because you can use any 2 shades in a quad or a 5-color palette as a duo using a DUO diagram.

Steps don’t include liner (optional) and mascara, so you just add them later.

THESE ARE NOT RULES. They’re just basic guidelines for those who aren’t too familiar with eye makeup yet. 

Lastly, when looking for eyeshadow palettes, here are some beginners’ tips:

  1. My palette has one cream/liner/glitter shade! Well, take those out of the equation and see how many regular shadows are left. If there are 3, shadows left, follow the TRIO diagram. If there are 2, follow the DUO diagrams. 
  2. Erm, so what do I do with base/liner/glitter shades? Apply the base all over from lash line to socket bone before you begin (you don’t need to go all the way to your brows unless you want a dramatic look). For glitter shades, you can apply them as a wash all over when you’re done with the rest of your eyeshadows, or down the center of the eye for a “wet look” when you blink. Liner shades are self explanatory!
  3. DUOS: look for those where 1 shade is the same lightness or lighter than your skin color, and 1 shade is darker/smokier. Doesn’t matter if they are metallic, shimmery, matte, sparkly. For most basic daily makeup looks, you just need a light and dark to define your eyes. 
  4. All palettes: make sure there is a "balance of light to dark shades". This means at least 1 softer shade and at least 1 dark shade that is deep enough to act as a definer shade. (There are a lot of palettes where all 3-4 shades are pretty shimmery pastels. Well, sorry but they’ll look nicer on your vanity table than on your face. You need a darker shade there for definition and contouring in order for the palette to look flattering. 
  5. QUADS: What do you do if there are 2 pale shades? Which should you apply on your brow bone, and which as an accent in the center of your eye? The less shimmery/sparkly one on the brow bone, and the more dramatic and reflective one on the center of the eye. If they’re about the same texture, then it doesn’t matter which you use where.
  6. 5-6 SHADE PALETTES: Many people find them overwhelming, but you really don’t need to wear all the colors everyday. You can pick 2-3 shades and wear them as a duo or trio (See diagrams) easily. So they actually give you the most options!

Some Idiot-proof Eyeshadow recommendations:

Duos: Laura Mercier eyeshadow duos. Always well coordinated, with 1 soft/matte shade and 1 darker, richer one. Takes the guess-work out of eyeshadow application.

Trios: A lot of drugstore brands like Wet n Wild Color Icon have pre-coordinated trios with the shades marked out as lid, crease, browbone for you. Just remember “crease” = socket line. In the higher end range, Dior’s 3 Couleurs are beautifully coordinated and easy to use and blend.

Quads: Tom Fords and Chanels have some of the easier to use luxe quads in the market, but if you’re going for the Tom Fords, remember to minus out the sparkle shades. (E.g. 01 Golden Mink is what I’d consider a duo, not a quad, because there are 2 sparkle shades out of the 4, and I’d apply the 2 satin shades using one of the DUO diagrams above, and then decide how I want to apply the sparkles.)

**Laneige Pure Radiant eyeshadow quads (S$40) are a fantastic alternative - not dupes cos there are no exact palette matches, but great alternatives - for Tom Fords (S$100) because the satins and glitter textures, as well as a few of the shades, are actually very very similar. If you love the look of TFs but find the prices a little steep in Asia, take a look at the Laneige counter! See for yourself!

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Quintets: Lancome’s Hypnose palettes are still one of my favorites. They usually have the BEST balance of dark and light shades, and they’re perfectly coordinated with each other, so you can pick any 2-3 shades out of the 5 and go.

**Diors are a good option if you have more mature lids or prefer smoother, more translucent pigments but the 5 couleurs are’t as well-balanced as Lancomes, so unless you’re very experienced and know how to add definition using liner and mascara, I’d pick a few colors and use these palettes as duos and trios rather than a quintet.

If you want to break the rules completely and do it like makeup artists do sometimes, NARS’ duos are pretty much on the opposite spectrum to Laura Mercier.

They do have light vs dark shades too, but there are also tons of funky clashing duos designed for maximum drama on the lids. Stuff like Rated R (lime and blue) and Bysance (yellow and violet) can still be applied using the 2 DUO diagrams above, but the final effect will be VERY bold. Probably better for the club than for school or work.

This is like alchemy what the heck

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nail-art-101:

I finally, finally, finally got around to re-shooting the tutorial for watercolor nails.  Suffice to say, after three years of doing it, the final result is  a lot nicer!!! ;Phttp://www.nail-art-101.com/watercolor_nails.html

nail-art-101:

I finally, finally, finally got around to re-shooting the tutorial for watercolor nails.  Suffice to say, after three years of doing it, the final result is  a lot nicer!!! ;P
http://www.nail-art-101.com/watercolor_nails.html

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